February 2012
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I love that moment when you see your deadline just tick past on the clock and know there’s no point rushing anymore…
The object immediately to your right is now the...
gimmmeshocktreatment:
The biscuit.
The cup.
Lucky I just put that down there, otherwise it would be “the mug with a little bit of last night’s tea still sitting in it”.
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Fun Fact:
When you burn your fingerprints off by picking up a plate you just took out the oven it gets significantly harder to control your mouse pointer…
Dear Anonymous,
Yes you are an idiot. I’ve turned off anonymous questions so if you’d like to continue sending me shite you can man up about it and let me know who you are so I can respond to you properly, otherwise I’d prefer to keep your petty comments off my page. There’s better things that can go on it.
There are some really fucking petty people on...
Genuinely considering stopping anonymous asks just so if anyone sends me something that stupid again I can reply and tell them what an idiot they are.
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Why? Why have the signposts for Bristol Airport...
I think I’ve just gone through a place called “Shirehampton”. Anyone know where I should be going from here?
Oh, and this one too :) Excuse all the camera grabbing and close-ups of Christie’s face, just be glad she didn’t try to eat it ;) (That girl ate everything!)
It takes a few seconds to get started, and then after the camera gets moved (not by me I’ve got to say) you get another rendition :P
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Ghanaian followers (I have a few now…) can you help me identify this song? My kids sang it all the time in class and I just remembered it
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And fifthly (I'll stop soon, promise. This should...
She’s a medicine dropout like I will be soon! That means we have something to bond over when I meet her and we can be bestest friends :)
Fourthly!!!
She lived (lives?) in Alford! That’s like super close to me! I might have to talk to anyone I know from Alford and see if they know her so I can meet her…
Thirdly,
When you get to “Next to Me”, you all have to turn the volume up and dance and sing along (I don’t care if you don’t know the words, make them up!)
To follow on from my last post...
I bought it with actual money (an itunes giftcard) without even listening to it before illegally. That’s how lovely it is.
Hello Everyone.
I think you should all download Emeli Sandé’s album. It’s very very nice.
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world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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‘I’ve bought a Keytar’, he whispers, as if cheating on his piano. ‘It’s part...
– Tim Minchin (via alfajones)
I just wanted this on my blog again.
(via everybodylovesapianist)
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
But isn't babe an American word...?
Also, if Keith said the American one to me ever I would punch him in the face. I'm really glad I'm not American if that's how people speak.
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