December 2010
39 posts
thenerdone asked: merry christmas my fellow feeter!
here is a terribly horrid christmas joke just for you:
Q: what do you call a cat on the beach at christmas time?
A: sandy claus!
here is a terribly horrid christmas joke just for you:
Q: what do you call a cat on the beach at christmas time?
A: sandy claus!
Imagine you had a Dalek in front of you...
(It’s about 20cm high and can’t do anything to you before you get scared).
How would you wrap it up? I’m struggling.
“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...”
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)
BRILLIANT.
(via lizapants)
OH MY GOD
(via mypatronusisyou)
My boyfriend is rather lovely :)
This video just made my day. :D →
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Am I embarrassing you infront of your internet...
You are now that you’ve called me honey-bun…
Ask me things!
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This statement is false.
It’s a paradox… Well done. :P
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Who is Keith?
An idiot. (Who I quite like, but still an idiot.)
Ask me things!
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Why is you're boyfriend a Fenius?
Because he can’t spell, or admit he’s wrong.
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Who do you like more Kimberley or Em?
Keith, fuck off. :) I like them both equally.
Ask me things!
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did you want to have sex?
Wow, I left that question for 5 weeks but you’re didn’t give up… The answer’s still no.
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can i have sex off you baby?
Erm… Somehow I doubt you’re my boyfriend, so no.
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Where is bile produced?
The liver. You’re not tricking me again Keith.
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theforgottensense asked: If I could knit I would give you a Marvin.
We haven't spoken in ages. :( To fix it: hello! How are you? What have you been up to?
We haven't spoken in ages. :( To fix it: hello! How are you? What have you been up to?
